Saturday, August 7, 2010
Do You Ever Feel Like This?
This is Mort. As garden gnomes go, we've been fairly pleased with his general performance. You may recall that when he came originally he was prone to muttering subversive political mantras under his breath. We found that he was dramatically undermining the tenor of the English garden here at Provident Heritage Farm which we wanted to maintain. A little hypnosis and a swift kick in the knickers helped.