Uh huh, I did.

I saw a UFO today on the way to school. It took me by surprise, so I had to stop the car and get out. Picture a glowing matchstick moving slowly across the horizon above the mountain range. Slowly. My news was not met at school with resounding belief. In fact a few laughed. I guess I need to practice my delivery. I told one teacher, however, who responded with her father's amazing tale of a UFO landing by their cabin! And I believe him because he taught me how to drive when I was 14!! Then the crossing guard told me about an encounter with Big Foot up in the mountains! They stared each other down for about 6 minutes, but when he made a move toward the 7 foot tall hairy guy, Mr. Foot took off loping down the mountain. I would so like to add a Big Foot story to my UFO one now.