So I'll save you the trouble of youtubing "weeds'. This is what you get! Actually this is a pretty good depiction of what my life is NOT--nor my neighborhood. Let me also put something else to rest in your mind--YES, I am Weed Champion of the Universe! It was between me and a Mongolian monk, but he conceded to me when it was readily apparent that even HE was out of his league. The deciding score that put me over the top was a weed I pulled that had a small Chinese child attached to the other end. I'm going to Stockholm for my prize next week (if I can get away). I hope it's a back brace.