Please be forewarned that any and all animal life entering the residence of Paco and the Mad Hadder who have NOT been domesticated, named and given a bowl of food and water by said Paco and Mad Hadder will be dispatched immediately. This includes (but is not limited) to those of you who crawl, fly, leap, slither, or dart. As for the squirrel who sprinted in last night and is now sequestered in the cellar, you have been warned! One tiny tooth inserted into our food storage down there will necessitate immediate declaration of WAR! Touch just one potato and your fate will be sealed. Heretofore mice have been semi-tolerated. The residents have placed posion and then semi-good humor-edly disposed of the remains. The rodent who DIED in the washing machine bin recently has necessitated institution of a zero tolerance policy. ALL FOREIGN INTRUDERS BE THEY BAT, MOUSE, SQUIRREL, COYOTE, BIRD, FLY, OR WILDEBEAST WILL BE MERCILESSLY BROOMED WITHOUT FURTHER ADO. ...The Management
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Well, I'd like to know what happened with the unwanted dogs in your life. Especially the ones that left you all sorts of fun surprises in your front lawn.
It's time. You have been tolerant beyond all expectations. Exterminate!
The dogs are still at large. We leashed and led Snoopy down into the cellar to hopefully roust out the squirrel, but he was unsuccessful. Holly (the hyper bird killling one) is fast becoming Public Enemy #1.
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