Tea Cozy Inn--Yangshuo, Guangxi Province, China

If you ever encounter a genie and get even one wish, do not hesitate.  Before the genie closes his mouth, request a stay at the Tea Cozy Inn.  Promise that genie anything in exchange. 

Sheri will probably not be there when you come, and that is your misfortune.  I'm sorry.  I can't do anything about that.

Here's the deal:  I want you to go there so badly (because you deserve it!) that if  a genie offers me a wish, I'll wish you there...you're welcome.

In my next life, I am saying that I am perfectly fine with coming back as a Chinese farmer.  Absolutely fine.  But with one caveat--Tea Cozy Inn for a neighbor.